In my never ending stupour quest to find entertaining Thursday Thirteen lists, I find myself back at the trough once again finding a lame way out inspiration from a meme I found via FaceBook... so without further adieu...

#13: Are you married?

I'm afraid to answer this... as she might suspect my cunning plan. She still thinks it's all a "bad dream", and if I admitted the truth, she might try to back out and run.

#12: How do you see yourself?

With a mirror... or other reflective surface.

#11: Last person you fought with?

Past tense, eh... Hmmm... I'll have to get back to you on that.

#10: Who do you go to for advice?

I have one of those "Magic 8 Ball" thingies... but it's not perfect. The last thing I asked was, I'm working on a hypothesis that in essence, will absolutely prove that neutrinos not only change shape and type while travelling through the cosmos three times, but a previously unknown fourth configuration that would possibly allow the concept of string theory to be proven by the way they change and travel... Is there any way aside from the standard collector to create a device capable of collection and mapping neutrino particles in collision with other atomic variables in a smaller scale than used in the current Sudbury collector? and it replied, It's not certain. which REALLY didn't help.

#9: Have you ever missed someone?

Yes, but my aim is improving.

#8: What is your current worry?

Coming up with an entertaining Thursday Thirteen.

#7: What is your current hate?

Trying to come up with an entertaining Thursday Thirteen.

#6: What is the thing that scares you the most?

Realising that I'm failing coming up with an entertaining Thursday Thirteen.

#5: If you were in a T.V. show... what character would you be?

Well, I do fib on my resume and tell people I played "Fleagle" on the Banana Bunch...

#4: Have You wanted to be a pirate?

Have you been scanning my hard drive??? I MEAN, NO! NEVER! That's just wrong!!!

#3: Are you the same person as you were 5 years ago?

There has been speculation that I've been switched with an identical, but evil twin... but that's nonsense... I am the evil twin... The good one's been locked away for years!

#2: Have you ever had your heart broken?

Yes, but a little five-minute epoxy and it was good as new!

#1: Do you have over 20 friends at school and work?

Oh, I have FAR more than that all chattering away in my head at any given time anywhere! They often tell me that the neighbours are Satan and the like, but the invisible leprechauns quiet them down after a time.