It did not come to pass. When I signed up for Facebook, everyone said, Oh well, there goes YOUR free time! (assuming I had any to begin with.) I think my favourite was Welcome to lost time. Population: You.

Well, no, it didn't take control... and I'm still a Bloggin' Fool! (WHEEEEE~!)

That said, I do like one feature in Facebook... and MySpace has it too, but it's not so easily accessed... and that is telling people your "disposition" at the present time. Basically, it prompts you with something like...

YOUR NAME...

...and you fill in the blank after that.

So, most people do things like John Doe is Happy! or John Doe is eating dinner!

Well, since my name isn't "John Doe" nor am I most people, like a few selected whackos, I like fuddling with this... and here are...

#13: Matthew Didier... is watching everything with benign amusement.

#12: Matthew Didier... is not a gnome. He's far too tall, has never been to Argentina and has better taste in hats.

#11: Matthew Didier... doesn't like to shave his chest... but it's so kissably smooth afterwards!

#10: Matthew Didier... has disappointed Bongo.

#9: Matthew Didier... believes evil unicorns are waiting in the shadows... FOR HIM!

#8: Matthew Didier... is the shop steward for Illuminati Local 416.

#7:Matthew Didier... has the negatives.*

* - Anyone under the age of twenty-five probably doesn't know what a "negative" is... or why, sometimes, having the originals was important for some people... *Sigh*... dating myself, aren't I?

#6: Matthew Didier... knows if you've been sleeping. He knows if you're awake. Draw your curtains and call the police.

#5: Matthew Didier... is chatting with his dark passenger.*

* - If you've read the Dexter novels, this should be reasonably creepy to you.

#4: Matthew Didier... is intentionally delaying (He Who Cannot Be Named)'s pizza.

#3: Matthew Didier... knows what it's all about and we've been LIED to! The "Hokey Pokey" ain't got jack dung to do with it!

#2:Matthew Didier... knows the maximum airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

#1:Matthew Didier... knows that Technoviking approves this entry!

BONUS: Reposted Blob Video! Just 'cuz!

Blobs rule.