With Apologies to Gary Larson...

TAGGED! ...and by the woman I love no less! Oh the humanity!

I honestly don't mind memes... provided I pick and choose 'em, but when being FORCED into it as a tag!?!??!

Worse yet, it's one I've already done... TWICE! It's the old "Seven Weird Things" meme... So, how to improve on a theme... and make this meme a little different...

Well, I'm going to list FOURTEEN things... twice as many... some will be truth, other's will be not-so-truthful... your job, if you so choose, is to figure out which weird thing is accurate and true and which is a load of crappola.

So, if you want to play along, simply use the "Comments" area, note the numbers and which one's you suspect of being TRUE and which are FALSE!

The prize? Well, how about the feeling that indeed, you are a superior detective and saw through my VEIL O' LIES!

I'll post the "answers" on Saturday...

So, without further adieu...

#1: I have shaken hands with Prince Philip (Queen Elizabeth's husband) by accident.

#2: I have kinda webbed toes... my doctors have all "noted" them which makes me uneasy.

#3: I have never broken a limb or even a major bone to this point in my life.

#4: I was trained as a marksman (in riflery) and am still a darned good shot!

#5: I have, unwittingly, participated in a "Legalise Pot" march.

#6: I once had to pay for Keanu Reeves' donut at a Tim Horton's in downtown Toronto.

#7: My birth was announced in the paper as my parents "completing their centennial project".

#8: I never completed university.

#9: I had terrible acne as a teenager and was on antibiotics through many of those years.

#10: I was born, raised in, and still live in (metropolitan) Toronto, Ontario, Canada... I've never lived elsewhere.

#11: I have had a book dedicated to me by a Canadian author of some note.

#12: I was in a childrens' "talent show" on TV in Toronto as a very young fellow playing piano... I lost.

#13: No matter what, I find it impossible to throw away old pill bottles when I finish a prescription.

#14: I can't stand the taste of any sort of fish.

Now, I'm not gonna tag anyone back... if you wish to do THIS sort of meme, PLEASE FEEL FREE! ...but it's strictly a volunteer thing.

Again, I'll post the answers on Saturday this week...