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04/04/07

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Wednesday Snippets

Good morning Mr. and Mrs. Blogsphere and all the ships at sea, let's go to press!

Yes it's time, ONCE AGAIN, to enjoy some great and important news stories... all the news that's print to fit!

Space! The Final Frontier!

Drunken Zamboni Man

No charges for impaired Zamboni driver. Now, this is interesting to me for many reasons...

Does this mean you can get blasted and drive one of these things without fear of repercussions???

Does this mean most of the more famous drivers at the big rinks may have been under the influence???

Are there famous Zamboni drivers... and is there a hall of fame for the best???

Will MADD be starting a campaign to combat this??? (If you drink, don't clean the ice!)

How many people, outside hockey fans and skaters, even know what the hell a Zamboni is???

Realistically, I'm a STRONG anti-drunk driving advocate... and the thought that the goob driving a four-tonne vehicle cleaning the ice my kid is skating on is knackered scares the turd out of me.

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Tink!

Tinkerbell invades the Vatican.

Yeah, I know they're calling it an "Angel"... but it looks more like "Tink" to me.

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Hoddog

The less said about this, the better.

...although I appreciated the semi-pun in the HEADline...

Man, I am so lowering myself with that joke...

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REDS! COMMUNISM!!!

A Scottish farmer has dyed his sheep red in an effort to cheer up drivers sitting in traffic jams... which, in turn, gives the rubber-neckers more weirdness to look at... which in turn causes more fender-benders... which delays traffic more.

What they don't tell you is the farmer has a "pay toilet" and "refreshment stand" near the road... and this is a clever bit of marketing.

Space! The Final Frontier!

Gallows Humour

There are two types of people in this world... those who found the movies Harold and Maude and Heathers a hilarious and those who didn't.... and the two types, as a rule, shouldn't marry... and this story is the proof.

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10-4 Good Buddy!

If there's anyone who will appreciate and follow legislation on smoking, the Teamsters would be high on my list!

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Poperific!

What? NOW you're telling us it's a place to avoid!?! DAMNIT!!! What are we going to do with our pre-paid vacation tickets!!?!??!

That Joey Ratz! He's always messing up our plans with his whacky edicts!

Space! The Final Frontier!

Wongo!

Not understanding things and not reading the news item thoroughly... AND making the mistake that this headline refers to some of the movies of the 1950's and 60's that contained the words "Wild" and "Women"... Mr. Fabulous stocks up on new tents and camping gear and is heading to the great outdoors...

...I hope he brought big shoes.

Space! The Final Frontier!

That's it for today... I'm gonna work on my Wordless Wednesday now...

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