I think this is only the second time I've managed to ACTUALLY get a proper "Wednesday Snippet" post up since starting them... and after yesterday's rant, gosh knows a little lightness needs to be injected into the proceedings!

That said...

Now, here's a groom that didn't complain about the wedding in any way... Now, this HAD to have made for a rotten honeymoon. Many women complain that their husbands are lay-abouts and do-nothings... well... at least there was no "mystery" as to what he'd be like after they got hitched.

You know they have the BEST stuff in their evidence lockers. What's more disturbing is to MAKE the connection, she was using her son's cellphone... think about that... Good parenting AND smart! A winner is YOU!

The headline on the main CNN page was "Van Halen still in disarray at Hall of Fame induction". This was assuming they were ever IN array... which seems highly unlikely.

Sly Stallone is ON THE GAS!?! NO! NEVER! NO WAY! Boy, the next thing they'll say is Arnold has done things he shouldn't have too!

No, no! Not that...

...nevermind...

All I'm sayin' is I could sworn it was wholly natural for sixty-year-old men to look like ripped body-builders just by sayin' their prayers and eatin' their vitamins... Honest!

Somewhere, in Vancouver, two extremely wealthy young men are laughing their butts off... Chad Hurley and Steve Chen are mere empoyees... and already have their $1.65 billion to split...

Rudolph will be most upset.

...and oddly enough, most are in Los Angeles working in the "creative deparments" of television production centres.

"You must give to that nice family that are trying to make their busly dreams come true... it's all about karma..."

I do still believe in green house gasses and that WE are contributing to global warming and must do something... but here's a DUMB headline... NO WAY! Next thing they'll tell us is Fridge blamed for cold beer or Large weights blamed for crushing people.

Have you ever had one of those days, you're just SO tired that you need to take a nap au natural... and some darn people obviously just DON'T appreciate that fact... I mean, c'mon... there was a house, a couch, a blanket...

You know she's a Libertarian plant, right? I mean, she's so UNBELIEVABLY offensive that she has to be. I know MANY "hard-core-right-wing" Republicans who loath this woman... even the only hope for the Republican party in the next election, Rudy Giuliani and current post-Bush candidate John McCain want her to shut the hell up and crawl back into obscurity... Seriously, when the leaders of the party you support are saying "BUG OFF", your day is done. Ann, you're not helping your cause... you are hurting it... badly...

...unless, like I said, you're a Libertarian plant...

...and I ain't sure you ain't.

Granted, I'm still a little bitter about...

Thoughts and Wisdom From Ann Coulter...

To a disabled Vietnam vet: "People like you caused us to lose that war."

"Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole."

"I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning. ... They’re a major threat. I just think it would be fun to nuke them and have it be a warning to the rest of the world."

"I take the Biblical idea. God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees God says, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'"

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

Canadians "...better hope the United States doesn't roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent."

"Conservatives, as a general matter, take the position that you should not punish your friends and reward your enemies. And Canada has become trouble recently. It's -- I suppose it's always, I might add, the worst Americans who end up going there. The Tories after the Revolutionary War, the Vietnam draft dodgers after Vietnam. And now after this election, you have the blue-state people moving up there."

"Canada used to be one of our most loyal friends and vice-versa. I mean Canada sent troops to Vietnam - was Vietnam less containable and more of a threat than Saddam Hussein?" - Canada did not send combat troops to Vietnam.

Liberals "...are always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let's do it. Let's repress them. ... Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment."

About the 911 Widows "These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. These self-obsessed women seemed genuinely unaware that 9/11 was an attack on our nation and acted as if the terrorist attacks happened only to them... I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much... the Democrat ratpack gals endorsed John Kerry for president... cutting campaign commercials... how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy."

"A central component of liberal hate speech is to make paranoid accusations based on their own neurotic impulses, such as calling Republicans angry, hate-filled, and mean."

...and that's just a sampling of Ann's great intellect... there's other stuff too.

Well, dat's da news for this past week that amused me...

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