My Response to UltraMantis Black and his demand for our bus to help his Neo Solar Temple...

My Dear Dark Overlord,

The Order may "wish" to commandeer our bus, RLH 3, for it's nefarious uses... and although we may be inclined to agree with MUCH that the Neo Solar Temple wishes to accomplish, I'm afraid the answer is an emphatic NO.

Now, before you threaten me with your man/monster/beast Hydra, never let it be said I'm not a "fair man"...

Whilst in my studies, I've located a bus FOR YOU that's already seems to be ready for your purposes... RLH 13 is currently missing and was last seen in Leiden, Holland in the late 1970's.

Now, I had a look at the image from Holland of it... and got to thinking...

Perhaps THIS is the answer...

With suitable armourments and a jaunty bit of your decorative bunting, not to mention some "interior alterations" to accommodate the other members of your temple, I do believe RLH 13 would suit your needs far more than our mouldy-old RLH 3.

Now, if you INSIST on attempting to "commandeer" our bus, beware... we do have something... a DANGEROUS powerful icon... and we're NOT afraid to use it... do NOT make us break out The Great God Gazooki...

...combined with the AWESOME strength of my wife Sue and the terror that is known as our dog Max, we've been known to humble adult moose and entire families of beavers. (Remember, we're Canadian, eh?)

So, although I know your a very busy man... I put it to you... go with your attempts to commandeer our bus... consider a JAUNTY method of travel for the ENTIRE order with the FABULOUS RLH 13 (cool number to boot, eh?).. or go with what what's behind curtain number three OR, just to be interesting, you can also choose what Carol Merrill has in the box!

THE CHOICE IS YOURS, ULTRAMANTIS BLACK! Choose wisely, good sir...

Namaste,
Matthew James Didier

P.S. - As two of Canada's leading paranormal investigators, you said that you would be wrestling via telekinesis... needless to say, we wish to study this and document this massive event of important paranormality.

Here endeth my response.

NO! MY RESPONSE DOES NOT END HERE!

Is it over? NO! Not yet!

While I was INNOCENTLY posting away my rather DIPLOMATIC response to UltraMantis Black, one of his "order" had the GAUL to add this...

Okay, now in honesty, Hydra is one of the strongest, most "ripped" folks I know... in fact, I don't know if he's truly "well", in certain senses... it honestly looks as if he might have elevated liver enzymes, if you know what I mean...

NO, Hydra, NO DISRESPECT INTENDED of course! It's just that you are an AWESOME specimen... and yes, you intimidate me.

STILL, this is MY FAMILY'S DREAM VEHICLE and I feel obliged to DEFEND IT!

Now, I ask you to read my GENEROUS proposal to UltraMantis (above) and kindly reconsider your... um... appetite for our vehicle.

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